On the mic again, it's the rappin' Jake Sisko
I'mma drop another verse this week even at the risk o'
Getting over-exposed like wedding on Betazed(1)
Poppin' up again like an ages-old Data's head(2).
Kira's talking to Mullibok, trying to get him off of Jerrado
This farm is all he's got, he's not about to let it go.
Like a cockroach he's tenacious(3), holding on like a fanatic
While I try to broach negotiations- Nog, give that guy some static
With my boy in the cargo hold and we're wheeling and dealing
Got us a gross of stem bolts, and you know they're self sealing
But I got a good feeling real estate is more appealing
Tessipates like Earl Grey(4) compared to Darjeling
Now there's demand for the land of the Noh-Jay Consortium
Got 'em where we want 'em then we squeeze like an accordion.
- Betazoid weddings are traditionally held in the nude.
- In TNG's Time's Arrow, an ancient copy of Data's head is found beneath the city of San Francisco.
- The Tenacity of the Cockroach was the first book published by the A.V. Club
- Captain Picard's tea of choice, apparently superior to Darjeeling.
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