Anne Hathaway

Originally Appeared Here

I always get her confused with the girl that married Shakespeare(1)

Maybe I had too much booze with my man Johnny Frakes, here

In Ten-Forward get served on by Guinan

Had to get away, DS9 was too confinin'.

In walks a girl who's one in a million, 

But which one will she choose, Starfleet or civillian?

I tell her, "He's a piker, he'll only take you half the way

Didn't the Captain tell you Riker had his shot at a Hathaway?(2)

I'm hot like a volcano, he might as well be dormant."

There's no way she could say no to Sisko's Peak Performance.

Will may get green-skinned babes like he was Captain Kirk,

But he's saying, "Bye-bye Hathaway" like he was Ensign Burke.(3)

1. Anne Hathaway, 1556-1623, Wife of William Shakespeare.
2. Riker was offered command of the U.S.S. Hathaway in the TNG episode Peak Performance
3. Quote from the same episode.