I always get her confused with the girl that married Shakespeare(1)
Maybe I had too much booze with my man Johnny Frakes, here
In Ten-Forward get served on by Guinan
Had to get away, DS9 was too confinin'.
In walks a girl who's one in a million,
But which one will she choose, Starfleet or civillian?
I tell her, "He's a piker, he'll only take you half the way
Didn't the Captain tell you Riker had his shot at a Hathaway?(2)
I'm hot like a volcano, he might as well be dormant."
There's no way she could say no to Sisko's Peak Performance.
Will may get green-skinned babes like he was Captain Kirk,
But he's saying, "Bye-bye Hathaway" like he was Ensign Burke.(3)