Sunday, September 23, 2012

Rap Battle: Round Two-Four

Originally Appeared Here

I ain't ripping off flow or diverting a river,
Ask Varis about it the next time you're with her.(1)
If she can get past the fact that you stink like a skunk
You can teach her entymology when you pull out your junk(2).
You call me Balok, but you put up a false front(3)
I swing for the fences while you lay down a bunt,
Like Rom, trying to manufacture a victory(4)
You're tossin' out names but none of them stick to me
Cause like a poor marksman you keep missing the target(5)
The only mush you recognize is Lord Kruge's targ's shit(6).
Come to my quadrant, I don't care how far your hail from
I'll hunt your ass down 'round the Antares Maelstrom(7).

  1. The Paqu village lead by Varis Sul gained a significant tract of land when the Glyrhond River was diverted, literally ripping off the flow from the neighboring Navot village.
  2. Jake has been tutoring his girlfriend, the Dabo girl Mardah, in entymology
  3. A child-sized alien from "The Corbomite Maneuver" who initially used an intimidating puppet to communicate with the Enterprise crew.
  4. In "Take Me Out To the Holosuite", Rom (inadvertently) bunts in the Niners' only run.
  5. Accusation from Kirk to Khan in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan when Khan's attempt to kill Kirk with the Ceti-eel controlled Chekov and Terrell results in Terrell's death instead of Kirk's.
  6. Targ-owning villain of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
  7. In Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Khan vows to hunt Kirk all the way around this astronomical body.

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