Friday, August 31, 2012

Rap Battle: Round One-Four

Originally Appeared Here

Please allow me to offer a rebuttal,
My science is so tight I'm the name of a shuttle(1)
In a future without money, somehow you're still broke
I'm not saying that it's funny, but it seems like a joke.
Your lyrics are weak, you're only setting for stun,
You're on the losing side like in "Spectre of the Gun"(2)
Try to make a comparison to Senator Vreenak(3),
Tell Jake he's a fake, son, how 'bout a rematch?
We'll meet back in a week and do this up right,
If you think you can dance with the Devil In the Pale Moonlight.

  1. Shuttlecraft on starships have been traditionally named after scientists- Galileo, Hawking, Feynman, etc.
  2. Original Series episode were Kirk and company are forced to re-enact the gunfight at the O.K. Corral as the losing side.
  3. The Romulan senator previously alluded to by Tumak.

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